I Can Complain
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240 episodes
#260 - Priced Out Of Life
I'm going to Wegmans tonight and buying a Clapper. Also, summer has arrived -- if you know what to look for. And, I'm selling my spleen. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday.https://www.icancomplain.com
#259 - The Hottest Ass On Two Legs
If you know anybody that survived the dust bowl, they probably love free samples. *after further research I don't even think Ford made the Trans Am. Enjoy."I'm glad you find me physically attractive. Can you buy me some material good...
#258 - One Of The Greasiest Starts To Any Major Operation That I've Ever Heard Of
I'm surviving on corn dogs and zebra cake rolls. Also, there's only one way left out of this mess for the president. And, I'll tell you how to get a raise at work so you don't starve to death. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesda...
#257 - In The Trenches Eating Kielbases
There were warning signs of pending economic collapse, but I just didn't put the links together. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave f...
#256 - Wouldn't You Like To Get Away?
It's time to give AI the nuclear codes. Also, I saw Charles Cheese Jordan hooping this past weekend. And, you don't get to win, Ronald McDonald wins. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, w...
#255 - We're Not Selling The Softball Equipment
It's a race to see if I'm going to end up in the hospital first or the poor house. Also, dinner with the President is very dangerous. And, working at Subway is also very dangerous. It's all dangerous. Enjoy.New episodes are released ever...
#254 - Don't Leave The Balls Behind!
The internet has gone to hell. Also, Chinese restaurants refuse to make my food spicy. And, RFK is taking dicks roadside. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call...
#253 - Bridges And Power Plants Day
I'm on the verge of going to prison by Thursday. Also, the astronauts did a lap around the moon but forgot to farm for aura. And, we meet Osvaldo, a success story in California, building homes in the world's 4th largest economy. Enjoy.Ne...
#252 - Blow A Bag On Lawn Chairs
I'll tell you how to go on summer vacation for $50 this year! Also, we should not let old men build ballrooms. And, I can pinpoint the exact moment in time that I knew that we weren't taking this seriously anymore. Enjoy.New episodes are...
#251 - All I Want For Christmas Is For The Strait Of Hormuz To Be Reopened
I'm too fat to wear moon shoes. Baseball is back. I'm not serving on a jury unless the death penalty is on the table. And, with gas prices climbing, expect people to go postal in rush hour traffic. Enjoy.New episodes are released every T...
#250 - I Don't Know What's Going On
My neck hurts and I might lose it. Also, we revisit great moments in show history that we never got to. And, if you see me out on the streets wearing soppy wet clothes, just know that I didn't have a choice. Enjoy, and thank you for 250.
#249 - The Fun Part Of The War
This is when the fun begins. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadca...
#248 - Turning Tricks On It
Jesus gave me a ride home. Also, I was side-eyed by a robot. And, the world could be ending soon. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave ...
#247 - 9 Piece In The Middle East
If you love death and destruction, this is a hell of a time to be alive. Also, for the second consecutive summer my vacation plans to Tehran have went to shit. And, I miss when you could buy a garden hose from a strange man on TV at 2:30AM. Enj...
#246 - That's The Process
The economy has begun to affect my trivia night prize table. And, we used to hire people for jobs they had no qualifications for, or business actually working, so of course AI was going to replace them. Enjoy.New episodes are released ev...
#245 - Bad Hang
I encountered Mr. Peanut in the deli section of Kroger's when I was four years old, and I'm still not over that. Also, Jeffrey Epstein could be working at a Dairy Queen in Iowa. And, I still refuse to buy a boneless couch. Enjoy.New epis...
#244 - 80-1 Odds
I'm going to a Super Bowl party where the host likes Applebee's. And, there's been a tragady at the Olive Garden. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336...
#243 - Going Places I Don't Normally Go
Bad weather is expected again, and I've been told to prepare for certain death -- but that doesn't scare me because I'm flexible. Also, an update on the salami situation. And, there's a brand new sport for people who can't run and like trash. E...
#242 - That's How I'm Living
Jessica's live from the patio with weather updates as an ice storm arrives. Also, there's a man, a man who supposedly leads the free world, who I'm going to need to see master the Etch a Sketch to restore my faith in him. Enjoy. New...
#241 - Amy Poehler Is Better At Podcasting Than Me
Hello everyone, and welcome to the I Can Complain podcast. We've been defeated by Amy Poehler and her podcast 'Good Hang' for 'best podcast' at the 83rd annual Golden Globes. I can't do better than Amy. Enjoy.New episodes are released ev...
#240 - Firing Off Another Classic
ICE is one big sausage party of should-be mall cops, and I'd like to introduce some broads from Jersey into the mix. Also, Dean and Matthew are still trying to help me, and it's reaching a breaking point. Enjoy.New episodes are released ...
#239 - I'm Going To Get Out, And I'm Going To Go To Chili's
Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro is out of a job. There's a sizeable amount of people who survive solely on the Chili's Triple Dipper. And, for the low price of $100, I'll get in a car with anyone. Enjoy.New episodes are released ever...
#238 - I Don't Want No Boneless Couch!! 🛋️
I discovered a boneless couch, and in an all-time ICC rant I'll tell you why I ain't sitting on that shit. Also, I'm going by a new name in 2026. And, robots are playing basketball now, which isn't good for anybody. Enjoy.New episodes ar...